Friday, July 02, 2010
Om nom nom
Mood of the day:
Mm I know it's written there as friday because I AM blogging on a glorious friday morning at 3.33AM. Ooh scary.
Teehees. I died for the geog paper. I am so dead for JCTs. Fuck this shit.
But apart from that shit, I went to sakae with denise and sonia today! mm munch munch. Sad thing is, our appetites have decreased from the previous times we went there and we even skipped the free red plates. Gahh..
The service has gone bad. Tsk tsk.
But wtv, we're there for the food right?
Does this make your mouth water?
Or this?
Maybe this?
Mmm.
My phone makes things look so good. Hahahaha!
Anyway, I am Edward Cutlet!
My fangs are longer than Edward Cullen's. I pwn him.
I guess Sonia can be Bella~ not. HAHAHA!
And introducing...
Emo Denise.
Some new concept. (Y)
They got me this PINK SEQUINED HAT all the way from Europe and I have no idea what to wear it with, or even to wear it out HAHAHA
Anyway I'm convinced they both have left their brains in France and Switzerland. Heeheehee.
Mmm right I promised that I would blog about the flasher right!
Ok so last Saturday after tuition I was walking back home from the bus stop, and so after crossing the traffic light I had to go down this flight of steps that were directly in front of a block.
Suddenly there was this *insert ah beng's kissy noise* so I looked towards the direction it came from, which was the staircase corridor of that block.
There was this old fat guy, and he lifted his shirt and did something with his pants.
So I was like, erh ok maybe his stomach too warm so he's tryna' cool off or something?
Right. So just walk off right?
Because I had to cross the carpark which that block's other side was in front of, then there was the kissy noise again.
So I turned back and that guy flashed again.
But the thing is, if you flash, you show off your dick or something right?
That guy showed off his fat stomach -_-
Maybe because dick too small then cannot see. Oh wells. Too bad.
So anyway just ignore and walk off right? I mean, he's not even hot or whatever shit because he's some old fat uncle who looks really strange.
I'm not against old fat uncles. I'm against old fat uncles with small dicks who try to flash to the main road and earn -_-ll looks instead of screams.
I mean, if you wanna flash, please make it a nice experience?
Something like this:
The guy, not the.. setting.
OK COME ON WHO CAN RESIST KHUN FLASHING AT YOU?
Mm ok digressing.
The point is, gross people shouldn't flash.
Leave it to the hot ones, ok? That's their job.
Ohohoh anyway, after that I bumped into my bro under my block b/c that loser was going out to do PW (MUAHAHA) .
Me: EH! There got flasher leh!
Bro: Where!
Random girl walking past: O_O *OHMYHOLYSHIT FLASHER WHERE*
HAHAHA.
Anyway later on I was like, oh yeah hor the guy nv show dick. Eh we go back there and see if he's still there.
So later on we saw this guy getting ready on a bike.
Me: Eh, is that the flasher? hmm *point point*
Bro: Which one? That one ah? *point point*
So basically we were just standing there and pointing away, and the guy probably thought that I brought my bro over to beat him up so he zaoed damn fucking fast HAHAHA
The guy is a sad case. FAIR, FAT AND RETARDED. GG combi.
Hmm I think I've finished my debate on why it should have been Chansung flashing at me in a previous post so..
Hmm.
Wonder why people ask if I'm traumatised when I see these stuff everyday. Ok maybe because the dude is fair fat and retarded but still.
OKOK WAIT WAIT by the "I see these stuff everyday" I'M REFERING TO STUFF LIKE THIS:
NOT CRAZY FAR FAIR FLASHERS.
If that happened all the time my neighborhood would be a really screwed up one right -_-
(Whoa you lucky people I just shared my NC17 stuff with you. Oh wait I promised the sneak peek right. Yeah. Ok. That. Wipe that drool nao, Ima show you him gyrating his hips soon. But not today.)
See.
With people stripping in my com legally all the time, what is a fat stomach?
Best of all, it reminded me of Shindong. Go type "2am 2pm super junior rain love story" and you'll understand. He's the fat guy at the later part of the vid. Sadly the stomach I saw looked fatter than that.
(DAMN you'll get to see Channie air humping/seducing the mic stand then. Why am I sharing my stash with you, aish.)
OK enough about the flasher. I'm kinda sick of it already. Boring shit, until if it's Channie flashing. Wootsie! I'd be pretty soon I guess. HAHA.
HOTTTTT.
Ok. HAHA.
K I guess I'll have to write about the Prince Albert piercing next time, because it's 0425 right now and I have been awake for about... 21 hours?
I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
OHOH and btw I FINALLY WATCHED KARATE KID. I still don't like corn rows. Not mah thang, and I hated it on Chansung and Taeyang too. Sorry, it just doesn't do it for me.
Like, if it's done at a minimum, like just a side of the head, I think it looks pretty good.
But the whole head...
Nawh.
Isn't it a bitch to tie it?
Hmm.
Oh wells.
(OH AND FUCK THIS SHIT I ATE DURIAN JUST NOW AND FORGOT TO DRINK WATER NOW IM GONNA GET A SORE THROAT SOON I CAN FEEL IT FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHIT)
OK GOODNIGHT/MORNING.
Mm I know it's written there as friday because I AM blogging on a glorious friday morning at 3.33AM. Ooh scary.
Teehees. I died for the geog paper. I am so dead for JCTs. Fuck this shit.
But apart from that shit, I went to sakae with denise and sonia today! mm munch munch. Sad thing is, our appetites have decreased from the previous times we went there and we even skipped the free red plates. Gahh..
The service has gone bad. Tsk tsk.
But wtv, we're there for the food right?
Does this make your mouth water?
Or this?
Maybe this?
Mmm.
My phone makes things look so good. Hahahaha!
Anyway, I am Edward Cutlet!
My fangs are longer than Edward Cullen's. I pwn him.
I guess Sonia can be Bella~ not. HAHAHA!
And introducing...
Emo Denise.
Some new concept. (Y)
They got me this PINK SEQUINED HAT all the way from Europe and I have no idea what to wear it with, or even to wear it out HAHAHA
Anyway I'm convinced they both have left their brains in France and Switzerland. Heeheehee.
Mmm right I promised that I would blog about the flasher right!
Ok so last Saturday after tuition I was walking back home from the bus stop, and so after crossing the traffic light I had to go down this flight of steps that were directly in front of a block.
Suddenly there was this *insert ah beng's kissy noise* so I looked towards the direction it came from, which was the staircase corridor of that block.
There was this old fat guy, and he lifted his shirt and did something with his pants.
So I was like, erh ok maybe his stomach too warm so he's tryna' cool off or something?
Right. So just walk off right?
Because I had to cross the carpark which that block's other side was in front of, then there was the kissy noise again.
So I turned back and that guy flashed again.
But the thing is, if you flash, you show off your dick or something right?
That guy showed off his fat stomach -_-
Maybe because dick too small then cannot see. Oh wells. Too bad.
So anyway just ignore and walk off right? I mean, he's not even hot or whatever shit because he's some old fat uncle who looks really strange.
I'm not against old fat uncles. I'm against old fat uncles with small dicks who try to flash to the main road and earn -_-ll looks instead of screams.
I mean, if you wanna flash, please make it a nice experience?
Something like this:
The guy, not the.. setting.
OK COME ON WHO CAN RESIST KHUN FLASHING AT YOU?
Mm ok digressing.
The point is, gross people shouldn't flash.
Leave it to the hot ones, ok? That's their job.
Ohohoh anyway, after that I bumped into my bro under my block b/c that loser was going out to do PW (MUAHAHA) .
Me: EH! There got flasher leh!
Bro: Where!
Random girl walking past: O_O *OHMYHOLYSHIT FLASHER WHERE*
HAHAHA.
Anyway later on I was like, oh yeah hor the guy nv show dick. Eh we go back there and see if he's still there.
So later on we saw this guy getting ready on a bike.
Me: Eh, is that the flasher? hmm *point point*
Bro: Which one? That one ah? *point point*
So basically we were just standing there and pointing away, and the guy probably thought that I brought my bro over to beat him up so he zaoed damn fucking fast HAHAHA
The guy is a sad case. FAIR, FAT AND RETARDED. GG combi.
Hmm I think I've finished my debate on why it should have been Chansung flashing at me in a previous post so..
Hmm.
Wonder why people ask if I'm traumatised when I see these stuff everyday. Ok maybe because the dude is fair fat and retarded but still.
OKOK WAIT WAIT by the "I see these stuff everyday" I'M REFERING TO STUFF LIKE THIS:
NOT CRAZY FAR FAIR FLASHERS.
If that happened all the time my neighborhood would be a really screwed up one right -_-
(Whoa you lucky people I just shared my NC17 stuff with you. Oh wait I promised the sneak peek right. Yeah. Ok. That. Wipe that drool nao, Ima show you him gyrating his hips soon. But not today.)
See.
With people stripping in my com legally all the time, what is a fat stomach?
Best of all, it reminded me of Shindong. Go type "2am 2pm super junior rain love story" and you'll understand. He's the fat guy at the later part of the vid. Sadly the stomach I saw looked fatter than that.
(DAMN you'll get to see Channie air humping/seducing the mic stand then. Why am I sharing my stash with you, aish.)
OK enough about the flasher. I'm kinda sick of it already. Boring shit, until if it's Channie flashing. Wootsie! I'd be pretty soon I guess. HAHA.
HOTTTTT.
Ok. HAHA.
K I guess I'll have to write about the Prince Albert piercing next time, because it's 0425 right now and I have been awake for about... 21 hours?
I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
OHOH and btw I FINALLY WATCHED KARATE KID. I still don't like corn rows. Not mah thang, and I hated it on Chansung and Taeyang too. Sorry, it just doesn't do it for me.
Like, if it's done at a minimum, like just a side of the head, I think it looks pretty good.
But the whole head...
Nawh.
Isn't it a bitch to tie it?
Hmm.
Oh wells.
(OH AND FUCK THIS SHIT I ATE DURIAN JUST NOW AND FORGOT TO DRINK WATER NOW IM GONNA GET A SORE THROAT SOON I CAN FEEL IT FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHIT)
OK GOODNIGHT/MORNING.
Posted @ 7/02/2010 03:25:00 AM