I WISH I WAS EXAGGERATING IN THIS POST. PLEASE BATHE!
Ok so before I start on my JUNHOISSOHOT post, I just want to talk about this particular something about fans and etiquette.
No, I'm not refering to screaming while the dude is talking, stalking 24/7 (ok maybe abit about that in a different context), or squeezing their butts (haha junsu)
I'm refering to fans with zero knowledge about personal hygiene.
Ok so yesterday, I dragged Denise down to IMM to see ♥ Junho's handshake meeting thing (more about that in the next post) and you see, obviously there were fan girls.
The place was divided into 4 areas, one's the stage, duh, and 3 barriers of fans. The 1st one's for fans who won some contest something and get to shake his hand and get an autograph. The 2nd's for fans who came early and get to shake his hand and get his autograph. The 3rd is the rest of the space for fans who didnt come early, dont get to shake his hand or his autograph but wish we did. lol.
So we were under the 3rd category, at a corner.
Later, there was this girl beside me, no issues right?
This segment, the announcer was like, "... she's his number 1 fan... backstage.." and because at the previous day's showcase there was this fuckmotherlucky fan who got to go up and he serenaded her with I LOVE YOU.
That girl turned to me and we were like, omg is it the same girl and stuff like that. (relax, it was
my mother in law his mother)
THATS WHEN I NOTICED.
Her HAIR was not only long and tangled, it was DIRTY AND DOTTED WITH DANDRUFF.
Ok so maybe she had a bad hair day huh?
Then she talked to me, AND I SAW HER TEETH.
I have no issues against yellow and crooked teeth (no braces and too much antibiotics when young you see?), but hers was ROTTING AND WITH LIKE A YEAR'S WORTH OF DEBRIS IN BETWEEN EACH GAP AND OVER THE TEETH.
LIKE OMG?
Then I saw her face, her SKIN was not only dry and tight, it was DIRTY. No I'm dead serious, the sides were like, BLACK GREY AND IT IS DEFINITELY NOT PIGMENTATION.
Later on, she was like, "you know, I specially went down to get a new memory card just to take pics of him.." and she held out the memory card.
WHICH IS WHEN I SAW HER FINGERNAILS.
It wasn't extremely long or oddly shaped, but HER NAILS HAD SO MUCH DIRT TRAPPED UNDERNEATH, IT LOOKED LIKE THERE WAS ALGAE GROWING DOWN THERE. IT WAS FUCKEN GREENISH BLACK.
So I stepped back and noticed her dressing.
The event was held in the garden plaza of IMM, which means it was in the open and it was bloody hot, but she was wearing 3 LAYERS OF CLOTHING. 2 SHIRTS INSIDE, A JACKET AND ON TOP OF THAT, A WOOLEN SCARF. AND LIKE MEGA LONG JEANS.
I WAS LIKE HOLYFUCK WOMAN WHAT'S WRONG W YOU.
Denise said she's smelly w BO too, but since my nose is a little off to smelling stuff and I don't want to smell it so I just didn't bother to sniff around. omg la can.
OHOH about denise. HAHA. YOU KNOW, THE GIRL HELD UP HER PHONE TO FANCAM, AND THEN SHE JUST CONVENIENTLY PUT HER HAND NEXT TO DENISE'S FACE, AND HER PHONE BUMPED INTO DENISE'S FACE.
OMG.
YUCKS TO THE MAX. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
AND POOR DENISE WAS CORNERED BY HER FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES SNIFFING HER BO.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
SHE MAKES MY FUCKEN SKIN CRAWL I TELL YOU.
So we effectively zaoed after that and well.. I exhausted my pack of Dettol wipes. (I made denise dettol her hair too HAHA)
Later on the security guards opened the barriers and let us into the 1st area after the 1st and 2nd area people got to touch his hand): b/c I think there was a misunderstanding btwn the organisers and the guards because later on I saw the organizer saying something about no more handshakes alr.
But since everyone thought there was still handshake we just ran in anyway. and started squeezing.
We were stuck at the back-middle of the crowd when I noticed the girl coming in.
1st thing to do, grab Denise and run deeper inside, but we still ended up somewhere at the back, but not as close to her.
So I was like, OMGOMG PLEASE squeeze in abit more I DONT WANT TO STAND BEEEHINDDDDD
IDONTCARE IF I DON'T GET TO SHAKE HIS HAND I JUST DONT WANT TO STAND NEXT TO HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRThen the girl infront of me turned back and we told her the entire thing and then we were all like, OMGOMG MOVE IN MOVEEEEEEEEE
Later on that girl told me that, at the back of the 3rd area were this bunch of fans from China who have been stalking them for the past 3 days.
By stalking, meaning camping outside their hotel and THEY HAVEN'T BATHED IN 3 DAYS.
APPARENTLY THEY HAVE BEEN WEARING THE SAME THING SINCE DAY 1.
OMG IS THAT FUCK DISGUSTING OR WHAT.
PLEASE PEOPLE, I DONT EXPECT YOU ALL TO DETTOL EVERYTHING YOU SEE JUST LIKE ME, BUT PLEASE AT LEAST, BATHE AND CHANGE?
I'M DAMN BLOODY SURE EVEN WITH ♥JUNHO SO NICE HE ALSO DIE DIE WON'T WANNA FUCK A BAG OF DIRT RIGHT.
(unless he's held hostage or something but that's not the point)
YOU ALL NEVER BATHE THEN COME AND SQUEEZE WITH PEOPLE?!
THAT GIRL FREAKING LOOKED LIKE SHE DIDN'T BATHE IN A YEAR!
I WAS SO FUCKEN SCARED THAT A WORM MIGHT DROP OUT OF HER HAIR, OR A COCKROACH WOULD CRAWL OUT OF NOWHERE. AHHHH.
HER DIRTY ISN'T A "
MUDDY SOCCER BOY" DIRTY, IT WAS A "
HELLO I HAVEN'T BATHED IN A YEAR AND HAVE BEEN LIVING WITH MAGGOTS" DIRTY.
OH-EH-GEE. GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY.
I can't believe how much my opinion has changed. Normally at this kinda thing when I see overly madeup and dressed girls I'd be like, wah bathe and dress up so much its not like he's gonna marry you or something, BUT NOW I'm SUPER THANKFUL TO SEE THE FANS WHO DRESSED UP.
I MEAN, IF THEY CAN EVEN PUT ON SO MUCH MAKEUP I'M SURE THEY BATHED. AND NOT ROLL IN THE MUD OR SOMETHING.
Girls, go ahead stalk them but please, bathe. thankewberrymuch.
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