The route to success is to know who to blame for your failures.
Ok so, when I said that I'd be totally blogging more after 16 Oct, I was lying.
Haha the only reason why I'm blogging right now is because I'm waiting for 3pm to arrive so that I can collect my ezlink card.
eh 1st time late this year ok. i'm such a good girl haha.
And I got caught for my nails now. shitty fuck. yeah they're off now. Ya I have sticker designs on them.
Suprisingly my heart isn't that pain from scratching it off. (this is because I have about 3 spare ones at home muahahaa)
I've actually forgot how to blog.
hmm.
Knowing me, the bitchiest asshole on earth (maybe not.), this means that I have someone I'm not particularly in favor with. Wanna guess who?
Maybe not too.
Ok la, quick updates about everything that probably happened this year. I know there was some point somewhere I wanted to dedicate a blogpost entirely to sopisa the nehnehpok just because she's awesomely entertaining. Perhaps in the wrong ways but still
ssanti entertainment. (:
mm what else. I've decided to fly to korea
and never come back with my family. Weird choice, coming from me, but because I was so mega tempted by the shopping... and the fact that it's the land of bigbang/dbsk/2pm/rain.
I suck, I know. So much for dignity. haha.
mm oh and I can't wait for night outings with you guys again! *inserts taekyeon's gif image again*
hmm you don't remember the great and awesome (lol) taekyeon?
here:
Fuck gorgeous, and plain oil oozing. HAHA.
SPEAKING ABOUT GORGEOUS!
I WANNA MARRY A GUY WITH SURNAME GORGEOUS.
SO I CAN NAME MY KIDS SUPER, MEGA AND FUCKING.HAHAHA.
I think I got hit too hard on the head on Tuesday.
There was sports exposure on Tuesday, and mine was wind surfing.
So apparently, you know the sail thingy that is attached to the pole to get the wind so you can actually move, i.e. the mast, isn't upright. Its only upright because the person standing on the board is holding it up.
The instructor said: "Usually when you fall off, you fall this side and the mast falls at the opposite side. In unusual cases, the mast will fall the same side as you. When that happens, I want you all to put your hands on your head to protect yourself."
Fair enough? Yes.
But of course, I just had to be the 0.1% of the cases (the unusual one).
Totally lost my balance and fell off. The mast followed my head super closely and landed on it. -_-
After it fell, everyone was like, omg got this thud sound.
Well, at least we all now know that my head isn't hollow :D
And I've got this huge balooku. I have a head growing on my head now.
Wanlin, Guiyue and I were sharing the surf thing. Wth is it called anw. So, while WL was happily wurfing away, GY and I were stepping around closely until..
GY: EH HERE GOT CORPSE UNDERWATER AH! I'M STEPPING ON SOMETHING!
Me: Where got? *steps around* Don't have la. Hope I don't step on it.
Later on, I stepped on the spot she stepped on.
Me: OMG WHAT'S THIS! REALLY GOT CORPSE AH!
GY: SEEEE!!!!!!!
WL: AHHH I DON'T WANNA COME DOWN NOW
Gave up wind surfing some point in time and koped the instructor's board and paddle. It was literally just the floating base of the wind surfing thingy and a paddle hahaha.
Huiyan, Sopisa and I started 'kayaking' around. It was only successful with just us 3 though.. until Hongwei and Nifster came and flipped the board over. nehnehpoks.
So anyway, 2409 windsurfing ftw :D
There's only 1 reason why I'm using this blurry pic. Ask me, if you still don't get it. (:
Sports carnival today and yesterday! mega huge fun at capt ball, and I totally should have just taken my time getting ready this morning instead of chionging la. Waste my time. Could have just gone shopping!
And omg the bungee run thing in school right now, is so darn mega fun. it's like, you know, uncle ringo? :D the boing boing air inflatable thing where you jump and jump and jump and go crazy and you fall and boing boing again?
So you strap yourself with a bungee cord and you try to run to the end. Trust me you're not gonna make it because the cord's gonna pull you back and you're gonna BOING BOING BOING HAHAHA. Then when you stand up it's gonna pull you back and BOING BOING BOING again. HAHAHA.
Totally need pics. :D
Results out on Monday. No comment.
And someone quick find me someone to love! I'm getting bored and restless! (Sorry TOP.)
Either that or find me some pri school kids to tuition. I offer english, math, chinese and science. Maybe piano too, but it'll just be an introductory course.
Ok I go play games alr. I just spent 45 minutes on this post while managing my mafia wars. Oh, and if you play mafia wars,
add me on facebook and MW too! :D I totally need a bigger family. haha.
And just one word of advice: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
BYEBYE!
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