hello!

ok i promised:

things to watch out for in the next post,
-scams
-love box
-green tea, daryl and guorong
-wii and mii
-huimin
-(lack of) free icecream
-housework
-adopt a kid
-dinner, i mean, finner
-mother
-the indian dude on the bus -_-
-smelly tofu
-how bird and guorong/sam look damn cute together.

so here you go!

ohoh, apparently the kid who said bird was ugly was scott, not some little girl. HAHA. same kid, zomg.

wonder if he'll be a _______ like :O when he grows up.

anyway, that day i woke up late, so i forgoed the free ice cream. WHAT A DUMB CHOICE. sam said there wasn't any queue, DAMN.

I WANT FREE ICE CREAM, GAH!

called the losers and they were da paoing from the kopitiam. didn't make sense, because it was SUPPOSEDLY houpang's birthday.

went there, saw houpang with the other guys and i was like, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

houpang: eh? today's not my birthday.

sam, roo, etc etc: YA he scam all of us, his facebook put today but actually its not his birthday -_-

me: then your msn also put 1st oct?!

houpang: ya, but its not my birthday.

!!!

I TELL YOU HE'S THE BEST SCAMMER EVER, HE SCAMMED THE WHOLE CLASS LA HAHAHA

to think the few days before we were all having secret discussions about how/when/where we were going to buy a cake for him and how to get the basketball gang over.

heng we never buy big big present for him. haha. if not abit the funny. HAHA.

anyway, bj and guorong went to cold storage to buy some drinks, inc my green tea. so while they were queueing up, they found themselves infront of the love boxes.

love box = condoms, right?

well apparently the previous night, leon brought his fhm cards and the cover said "LOVE BOX".

so gr was like, "eh, wasn't this the love box from yesterday?"

everyone else in the queue: *stare*

gr: i think only the 4 of us know what it is.

imagine if they added, "wah last night that leon so lousy!"

HAHA!

went back to KM where we started eating.

gr: eh help me pour some pepsi.
daryl: walao eh gr you buy green tea then you never drink! *inserts gan4 anywhere you want*
me: but the green tea is mine leh O.o
daryl: O_O oops

WII IS SUPER FUN.

especially when you start creating miis for the heck of it.

apparently, almost everyone in the class has a mii character which has each and everyone's traits!

guess who's the ugliest looking LOL LOL LOL --> :O!

aiyah i tell you answer alr.
HAHA.

anyway, mine is cute! yay!
and the creator of my mii is written there as MR TAN aka SONNY.

:D

i created SONNY too. HAHA! kewt sia!

huimin: EH PUT THE FACE NICER ABIT! THE CHIN PUT SHARPER!

HAHAHA!

ohoh about huimin, she wore contacts the day before, and after she took them off at night, she realised that SHE FORGOT TO BRING HER GLASSES.

stayed w her while she contemplated going home. in the end she packed her stuff. at about 11.

AND IT STARTED POURING, OMG.

but of course, we all need privacy when discussing this kinda stuff for the truth so we were stuck at 1st floor/basement/carpark discussing.

because if she's going home to get her glasses, she'd have to walk past this scary, dark and deserted corridor where she gets to scare people with erupting magma might bump into a psycho, serial murderer or a :O behave-alike, and all that while she can't really see a thing.

whoa the last one is scary. the :O behave-alike.

so she needs a guy to go with her!

which is damn weird because its like boyfriend send girlfriend home HAHAHAHAHA

in the end we tried to call gr but THERE WAS NO FREAKING RECEPTION.

FELT LIKE A MOVIE CAN!

walked halfway out and SUDDENLY CAN CALL!

"hello guorong ah, *laugh laugh laugh* dont tell anyone i just called ok!"

HAHA, i tell you, if i receive this kind of phone call i will -_- idiot knn waste my phonebill. HAHA.

gr: ok la i go with you.
huimin: but then people will say stuff! you want to be made fun w me for the rest of your college life meh!
gr: I DON'T MIND!

sia la. no wonder he's attached to everyone.

he came down, ALONG WITH BIRD.

i think bird worried that huimin will explode on/rape one of her laogongs. HAHA.

HOUSEWORK!

while the losers went downstairs to play basketball, me, bird and huimin were upstairs creating miis. or at least, i was.

hm and bird fell asleep.

so of course, me being the nicest and bestest, i attempted to clean up before they woke up. which obviously failed because they woke up anyway.

hm left and sam came up because he didnt have shoes.

the 2 of them were happily sweeping and magicleaning the living room that i didnt wanna be so bright again so i stuck myself to some corner of the kitchen cleaning the stove. hope it doesn't explode.

the losers came up, got their stuff, went back downstairs to swim (refer to the post a few days ago about the kid named scott).

jumped in too, which you already know.

anyway, later on we were randomly crapping and i was like, EH BJ, my son called scott.

bj: GAN4! your son ah! super naughty!

and we swam til the sun went down and the lights came on, so it was damn romantic.

stuck around with daryl teaching bj how to swim, because BIRD AND GR WERE BUSY ENTERTAINING EACH OTHER by pulling/tickling/etc etc whatever it is.

im a lampost, only if i could be as thin as it is.

perfect. now i'm like the bulb, HAHA.

DINNER!

started calling everything with the F word, and randomly naming 4 letter F words.

"flew!"
"flap"
"flip"
"flop"
me: FLAMMINGO!

BUS. YES THE BLOODY BUS.

i'm not blooody racist ok. i'm just disturbed/irritated/pissed off w that DUDE.

fucking B*****.

RARR.

crowded bus, that guy stood beside me while he was trying to alight at the next stop.

so the bus was jerky and the bus driver was pmsing. fair enough.

at one particular jerk, my hand hit that idiot's butt by accident. HE TURNED AROUND AND GAVE THE "COME ON" LOOK.

KNNBCCB IM NOT THAT DESPERATE LAAAXZSXZDSXZC RARRRRR IDIOT

get off the bus alr still look at me like that, knn wanna die ah.

RARRRRR.

then later on i told daryl and bj who were in the same bus as me, they were like roflmao.

so they sat together. and started being all gay shit.

me: wah daryl you eating bj's smelly tofu ah.
daryl: better than you, secretly eat other people's tofu then get caught.

zzz.

i also dont wanna eat that b*****'s tofu can.

more like chinchow, LOL!

ok im kidding, no one sues me. ok?

AND I SWEAR, DARYL LOOKS LIKE HE'S ON DRUGS ALL THE TIME.


don't look like meh?

ok la. thats about it. apart from the fact that bird looks really cute when she's tgt with sam or guorong. either one of them. haha.

but she's mrs raikkonen, isn't she? X)

alright, ima a happy girl, but i gotta do pw.

love ya'll bitches!

1030 at jurong east, omg killer.


yay!

SONNY IS KEWTNESS, REPEAT AFTER ME.

YOU CAN CALL ME MRS TAN, BUT I HAVE SO MANY I CAN'T DECIDE.

ANDANDAND HONEY YOU'RE SWEET TASTING, I STILL THINK YOU'RE HAWT BUT YOU CAN GO FUG YOUSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A MPRPHGRPHMPRMGFRH.

Labels: 14/08, LMAO, random, trips, twitday, yay

Posted @ 10/04/2008 03:43:00 PM

hello!

ok i promised:

things to watch out for in the next post,
-scams
-love box
-green tea, daryl and guorong
-wii and mii
-huimin
-(lack of) free icecream
-housework
-adopt a kid
-dinner, i mean, finner
-mother
-the indian dude on the bus -_-
-smelly tofu
-how bird and guorong/sam look damn cute together.

so here you go!

ohoh, apparently the kid who said bird was ugly was scott, not some little girl. HAHA. same kid, zomg.

wonder if he'll be a _______ like :O when he grows up.

anyway, that day i woke up late, so i forgoed the free ice cream. WHAT A DUMB CHOICE. sam said there wasn't any queue, DAMN.

I WANT FREE ICE CREAM, GAH!

called the losers and they were da paoing from the kopitiam. didn't make sense, because it was SUPPOSEDLY houpang's birthday.

went there, saw houpang with the other guys and i was like, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

houpang: eh? today's not my birthday.

sam, roo, etc etc: YA he scam all of us, his facebook put today but actually its not his birthday -_-

me: then your msn also put 1st oct?!

houpang: ya, but its not my birthday.

!!!

I TELL YOU HE'S THE BEST SCAMMER EVER, HE SCAMMED THE WHOLE CLASS LA HAHAHA

to think the few days before we were all having secret discussions about how/when/where we were going to buy a cake for him and how to get the basketball gang over.

heng we never buy big big present for him. haha. if not abit the funny. HAHA.

anyway, bj and guorong went to cold storage to buy some drinks, inc my green tea. so while they were queueing up, they found themselves infront of the love boxes.

love box = condoms, right?

well apparently the previous night, leon brought his fhm cards and the cover said "LOVE BOX".

so gr was like, "eh, wasn't this the love box from yesterday?"

everyone else in the queue: *stare*

gr: i think only the 4 of us know what it is.

imagine if they added, "wah last night that leon so lousy!"

HAHA!

went back to KM where we started eating.

gr: eh help me pour some pepsi.
daryl: walao eh gr you buy green tea then you never drink! *inserts gan4 anywhere you want*
me: but the green tea is mine leh O.o
daryl: O_O oops

WII IS SUPER FUN.

especially when you start creating miis for the heck of it.

apparently, almost everyone in the class has a mii character which has each and everyone's traits!

guess who's the ugliest looking LOL LOL LOL --> :O!

aiyah i tell you answer alr.
HAHA.

anyway, mine is cute! yay!
and the creator of my mii is written there as MR TAN aka SONNY.

:D

i created SONNY too. HAHA! kewt sia!

huimin: EH PUT THE FACE NICER ABIT! THE CHIN PUT SHARPER!

HAHAHA!

ohoh about huimin, she wore contacts the day before, and after she took them off at night, she realised that SHE FORGOT TO BRING HER GLASSES.

stayed w her while she contemplated going home. in the end she packed her stuff. at about 11.

AND IT STARTED POURING, OMG.

but of course, we all need privacy when discussing this kinda stuff for the truth so we were stuck at 1st floor/basement/carpark discussing.

because if she's going home to get her glasses, she'd have to walk past this scary, dark and deserted corridor where she gets to scare people with erupting magma might bump into a psycho, serial murderer or a :O behave-alike, and all that while she can't really see a thing.

whoa the last one is scary. the :O behave-alike.

so she needs a guy to go with her!

which is damn weird because its like boyfriend send girlfriend home HAHAHAHAHA

in the end we tried to call gr but THERE WAS NO FREAKING RECEPTION.

FELT LIKE A MOVIE CAN!

walked halfway out and SUDDENLY CAN CALL!

"hello guorong ah, *laugh laugh laugh* dont tell anyone i just called ok!"

HAHA, i tell you, if i receive this kind of phone call i will -_- idiot knn waste my phonebill. HAHA.

gr: ok la i go with you.
huimin: but then people will say stuff! you want to be made fun w me for the rest of your college life meh!
gr: I DON'T MIND!

sia la. no wonder he's attached to everyone.

he came down, ALONG WITH BIRD.

i think bird worried that huimin will explode on/rape one of her laogongs. HAHA.

HOUSEWORK!

while the losers went downstairs to play basketball, me, bird and huimin were upstairs creating miis. or at least, i was.

hm and bird fell asleep.

so of course, me being the nicest and bestest, i attempted to clean up before they woke up. which obviously failed because they woke up anyway.

hm left and sam came up because he didnt have shoes.

the 2 of them were happily sweeping and magicleaning the living room that i didnt wanna be so bright again so i stuck myself to some corner of the kitchen cleaning the stove. hope it doesn't explode.

the losers came up, got their stuff, went back downstairs to swim (refer to the post a few days ago about the kid named scott).

jumped in too, which you already know.

anyway, later on we were randomly crapping and i was like, EH BJ, my son called scott.

bj: GAN4! your son ah! super naughty!

and we swam til the sun went down and the lights came on, so it was damn romantic.

stuck around with daryl teaching bj how to swim, because BIRD AND GR WERE BUSY ENTERTAINING EACH OTHER by pulling/tickling/etc etc whatever it is.

im a lampost, only if i could be as thin as it is.

perfect. now i'm like the bulb, HAHA.

DINNER!

started calling everything with the F word, and randomly naming 4 letter F words.

"flew!"
"flap"
"flip"
"flop"
me: FLAMMINGO!

BUS. YES THE BLOODY BUS.

i'm not blooody racist ok. i'm just disturbed/irritated/pissed off w that DUDE.

fucking B*****.

RARR.

crowded bus, that guy stood beside me while he was trying to alight at the next stop.

so the bus was jerky and the bus driver was pmsing. fair enough.

at one particular jerk, my hand hit that idiot's butt by accident. HE TURNED AROUND AND GAVE THE "COME ON" LOOK.

KNNBCCB IM NOT THAT DESPERATE LAAAXZSXZDSXZC RARRRRR IDIOT

get off the bus alr still look at me like that, knn wanna die ah.

RARRRRR.

then later on i told daryl and bj who were in the same bus as me, they were like roflmao.

so they sat together. and started being all gay shit.

me: wah daryl you eating bj's smelly tofu ah.
daryl: better than you, secretly eat other people's tofu then get caught.

zzz.

i also dont wanna eat that b*****'s tofu can.

more like chinchow, LOL!

ok im kidding, no one sues me. ok?

AND I SWEAR, DARYL LOOKS LIKE HE'S ON DRUGS ALL THE TIME.


don't look like meh?

ok la. thats about it. apart from the fact that bird looks really cute when she's tgt with sam or guorong. either one of them. haha.

but she's mrs raikkonen, isn't she? X)

alright, ima a happy girl, but i gotta do pw.

love ya'll bitches!

1030 at jurong east, omg killer.


yay!

SONNY IS KEWTNESS, REPEAT AFTER ME.

YOU CAN CALL ME MRS TAN, BUT I HAVE SO MANY I CAN'T DECIDE.

ANDANDAND HONEY YOU'RE SWEET TASTING, I STILL THINK YOU'RE HAWT BUT YOU CAN GO FUG YOUSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A MPRPHGRPHMPRMGFRH.

Labels: 14/08, LMAO, random, trips, twitday, yay

Posted @ 10/04/2008 03:43:00 PM