Friday, October 03, 2008
something.
I live in a world which has rainbows, dark romantic nights happen every night and every 1cm2 of the night sky has at least 5 stars in them, pink unicorns, no one sweats, feels nice and cool, green green grass with no bugs, mosquitoes are non-existent and food never tastes bad or makes you grow fat, everyone is hot and nice, clothes are beautiful and heels are impossibly high.
Newton's 1st law of motion states that a body will remain in its constant state of uniform motion in a straight line or stationary position unless acted upon by a resultant force.
so please remember that unicorns have horns that are sharp.
heels too.
that's why people should quit being the resultant force because there's an edge to where my world can be pushed over.
angry bitches aren't to be played around with. especially if they're angry, violent bitches.
Using the theory of plate tectonics, we were all on the same piece of land once. Pangaea, was it? I'll call mine..
Pangsai.
stinks to be on the same land as you.
anyway, due to the dragging forces (convection current) of the magma, in my case, it'd be YOUR IRRITATINGNESS, thank goodness the land broke up and now we're like Malaysia and you guys are the different islands of Indonesia.
it used to be Malaysia and Singapore, when we were bonded for the meagre 2 years then broke off, THANK GOODNESS.
its bloody irritating to see your fucking face next to mine in the bloooody photo, esp with you leaning over, because 1stly, it's not cool and 2ndly, you're not cool.
and its damn irritating that i can't set the photos as my wallpaper without seeing your irritating KP face. unless i photoshop it, which i did, with one of them and i swear, its one of the best photos I've ever had.
"If he knows whats best for him then he wont go. But too bad, he doesn't."
just another note, I'll be wearing heels next Saturday. watch out, freak.
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can't sue me, bitches.
still want to push your point? you knew that i hated it already, still show? common sense much?
Newton's 1st law of motion states that a body will remain in its constant state of uniform motion in a straight line or stationary position unless acted upon by a resultant force.
so please remember that unicorns have horns that are sharp.
heels too.
that's why people should quit being the resultant force because there's an edge to where my world can be pushed over.
angry bitches aren't to be played around with. especially if they're angry, violent bitches.
Using the theory of plate tectonics, we were all on the same piece of land once. Pangaea, was it? I'll call mine..
Pangsai.
stinks to be on the same land as you.
anyway, due to the dragging forces (convection current) of the magma, in my case, it'd be YOUR IRRITATINGNESS, thank goodness the land broke up and now we're like Malaysia and you guys are the different islands of Indonesia.
it used to be Malaysia and Singapore, when we were bonded for the meagre 2 years then broke off, THANK GOODNESS.
"If he knows whats best for him then he wont go. But too bad, he doesn't."
just another note, I'll be wearing heels next Saturday. watch out, freak.
Disclaimer: any resemblance to any persons or situations living or dead is purely coincidental. This post is under intellectual property rights of the owner and any republishing of any part of or the whole post must be done with permission of the owner. The owner is not liable for any damage she might have caused to the reader's personal feelings if the individual feels that the content of the post is directed to them.
can't sue me, bitches.
still want to push your point? you knew that i hated it already, still show? common sense much?
Posted @ 10/03/2008 12:20:00 PM