hello!
sometimes, i swear, daryl's on drugs.
talk cock like ampunehneh!

ADVENTURES OF DARYL IN TJC, LMAO!
daryl and jellymee: hi5! *hi5*
*daryl turns to karwai*
daryl: hi5! *hi5s karwai's head*
today's civics/contact time drama thingy.
basically its about some ulu island population of 4 with people called "the others" trying to invade their island and kill them, and about changing mindsets and stuff.
i bet it's for pw shit.
so the actress is the one who cooks and cleans and whatever stereotype women have. she was like, obsessed with it.
actress: so, after i see "the others" with the binoculars, what's the next step?
daryl: WE COOK FOR THEM!
:D
anyway the actor who was constantly replaced needs a bra. or at least, nipple stickers. wah, when he ran across the stage ah, his BOOBS were like, BOIINGG BOOIINNGG BOOIINNGG!
tuesday's business.
because maybe giving a lower uncertainty may not be the best choice afterall. :D
can you spot the 2 couples in the picture below?

wear couple suit somemore worh!

see la aunty so unfaithful. poor eeyore :S
k just kidding. aunty heart eeyore loads loads HAAAA!
i was about to say guess who the guy is, but it's quite obvious la. nehnehpok.
we were just talking rubbish about guorong and bird, like:
"eh gr how could you, just dump bird like that for aunty!"
*sam and this other girl walk past together*
"WAH EH sam also dump bird ah!"

say hello to my GP partner! and his.. uh. hair clips. :D
i put the pink one, bird put the green one.
jellymee turned into a xmas tree!
bird: jiejie ni hao, *something something* snowing!
me: yeah xmas, totally can't wait. even got the xmas tree prepared yo :D
GP compre was best, we got the whole LT to ourselves! but it was so cold and i was sitting in a corner in the lover seats i was just all sian and zzzzzzzzzzzz.
MY GROUP'S WR COSTS 12 BUCKS AND IT'S ONLY BLACK AND WHITE. GAH! $_$
how come so ex one! one piece 20c can! siao ah might as well you put a knife at my throat and demand for my money right!
oh but i bought the most redundant thing on earth today.
I BOUGHT A WHITE COLOURED INK PEN.
which obviously can't be seen on white paper.
i pwn, totally.
spent the time after school looking at words, rocks, eyecandy, kaciao my mortal and talk cock w shrompy. whooo fun! :D
my mortal has a crush on trinity, HAHAHA!right, you so didn't hear that :D
(my mortal's a dude. HAHA!)
k nevermind inside joke.
speaking about inside jokes, GR super act smart yo.
BIG NEWS!
BIRD CALLED GUORONG "白马王子(prince charming)" TODAY!
must be because of her eating vinegar.
k im sleepy, bye!
RACHNA LIKES GR, HAHAHADisclaimer: everything in the above are to be treated in jest and not in full seriousness. Any uncontentment due to the above will not be entertained and the author reserves the right to step on your face with her smelly shoe if you complain.Labels: 14/08, LMAO, random, school, yay