Monday, July 14, 2008
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
hello!
i survived today! YES! even though today was quite bad.
i forgot to bring my wallet and keys so i couldnt tap my ezlink card, damn.
and geog was very very boring that me and charlene resorted to self entertainment.
and that stupid huimin wasn't around la. last night you f here f there too much ah then sick ah? HAHA!
but today no huimin to f here f there like weird weird one!
aww see la we miss you already.
♥
right ok now to sleep and chiong EOM.
but right now i have a couple of good sex quotes!
or at least their category is.
and no they're not sick.
even though i only sieved out the ones i like, which are more inclined to the women side. biased, i know. but then again i don't own a penis that has grown with me for 17++ years so i wouldn't know (:
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. - Anonymous
A man needs the sexual conquest to prove that he can still do it, that he can still get it up. It's like having a duel with himself. He has to prove it all the time. We don't have to prove it.
- Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia
A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex. - Barbara Cartland
Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small. - Barbara Seaman
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave? - Beverly Mickins
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. - Sanskrit Proverb
I know the ways of women; they won't come when thou wilt, and when thou won't they are passionately fond. - Terence
but this is the best.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. - William Shakespeare, Macbeth
shakespeare still rocks ok. i don't care if he was gay or had 2 wives who had the same name, yada yada.
and i've realised this very very very beeg mistake or issue that i've known all this while!
some girls can't tell the difference between love and sex!
aiyah just go check out britney spears' new album and you know la. how to be horny all the time, seriously.
kay some excerpts.
just the chorus part. my ex blogsong.
"Ooh, ooh baby
Touch me and I come alive
I can feel you on my lips
I can feel you deep inside"
deep inside.. where? and.. what lips?
"You’re fillin’ me up
You’re fillin’ me up
You’re fillin’ me up
You’re fillin’ me up
You’re fillin’ me up
You’re fillin’ me up with your love"
fillin' you up with? i'll leave it to your imagination.
honestly, some girls are just conned by their boyfriends into their bed and get accidents or even worse, STDs. i wouldnt call them boyfriends then, actually. more like scammers. i mean, the guy doesn't even have to bother whether you come or not.
because in every sex situation, he ALWAYS comes. the girl's needs are secondary. you think he wants to fuck you just to make you come? its like, i'm working my ass off so that i can buy you stuff you want. ok maybe its done in some cases but when it comes to this, i doubt he'll want to go thru all the trouble of holding it in and spend 1 hour finding the right spot.
HE the one who calls it on or off between the 2 of you. how do you play with a limp and flimsy thing you tell me?
like, if the dude wants to get it on with you, he's so damned ready. but if you wanna get it on with him but he's sot in the head and won't get it up, no play time!
but then again guys are always ready so whats the point. y'all horny bitches. haha.
final verdict: boys are horny creatures created for girls to go weak in their knees and fight amongst themselves in terms of style and attitude for the priviledge to call him hers.
.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death
.
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
.
xoxo, weixin♥youlots
i survived today! YES! even though today was quite bad.
i forgot to bring my wallet and keys so i couldnt tap my ezlink card, damn.
and geog was very very boring that me and charlene resorted to self entertainment.
and that stupid huimin wasn't around la. last night you f here f there too much ah then sick ah? HAHA!
but today no huimin to f here f there like weird weird one!
aww see la we miss you already.
♥
right ok now to sleep and chiong EOM.
but right now i have a couple of good sex quotes!
or at least their category is.
and no they're not sick.
even though i only sieved out the ones i like, which are more inclined to the women side. biased, i know. but then again i don't own a penis that has grown with me for 17++ years so i wouldn't know (:
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. - Anonymous
A man needs the sexual conquest to prove that he can still do it, that he can still get it up. It's like having a duel with himself. He has to prove it all the time. We don't have to prove it.
- Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia
A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex. - Barbara Cartland
Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small. - Barbara Seaman
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave? - Beverly Mickins
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. - Sanskrit Proverb
I know the ways of women; they won't come when thou wilt, and when thou won't they are passionately fond. - Terence
but this is the best.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. - William Shakespeare, Macbeth
shakespeare still rocks ok. i don't care if he was gay or had 2 wives who had the same name, yada yada.
and i've realised this very very very beeg mistake or issue that i've known all this while!
some girls can't tell the difference between love and sex!
aiyah just go check out britney spears' new album and you know la. how to be horny all the time, seriously.
kay some excerpts.
just the chorus part. my ex blogsong.
"Ooh, ooh baby
Touch me and I come alive
I can feel you on my lips
I can feel you deep inside"
deep inside.. where? and.. what lips?
"You’re fillin’ me up
You’re fillin’ me up
You’re fillin’ me up
You’re fillin’ me up
You’re fillin’ me up
You’re fillin’ me up with your love"
fillin' you up with? i'll leave it to your imagination.
honestly, some girls are just conned by their boyfriends into their bed and get accidents or even worse, STDs. i wouldnt call them boyfriends then, actually. more like scammers. i mean, the guy doesn't even have to bother whether you come or not.
because in every sex situation, he ALWAYS comes. the girl's needs are secondary. you think he wants to fuck you just to make you come? its like, i'm working my ass off so that i can buy you stuff you want. ok maybe its done in some cases but when it comes to this, i doubt he'll want to go thru all the trouble of holding it in and spend 1 hour finding the right spot.
HE the one who calls it on or off between the 2 of you. how do you play with a limp and flimsy thing you tell me?
like, if the dude wants to get it on with you, he's so damned ready. but if you wanna get it on with him but he's sot in the head and won't get it up, no play time!
but then again guys are always ready so whats the point. y'all horny bitches. haha.
final verdict: boys are horny creatures created for girls to go weak in their knees and fight amongst themselves in terms of style and attitude for the priviledge to call him hers.
.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death
.
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
.
xoxo, weixin♥youlots
Posted @ 7/14/2008 05:49:00 PM