crazy perverts.
hello!
ok you guys know that i play viwawa, which also allows its players to chat right?
anyway so i was playing sushido, and my bright brother by the name of cy, decided to say hi back to some random dude who said hi, and i was the only one in the room w him.
anyway he turned out to be some sex maniac, and i'm like having fun with him.
NO NOT THAT KIND OF FUN -_-
so the convo went something like that.
(and i just made the guy's english better ok.)
*intros, etc, etc*
guy: so you hv sex before?
me: no, why? sushi makes you horny ah.
guy: so can i have sex with you?
me: lol
guy: why, scared?
me: yeah how you know. *sarcasm detected, no? apparently he didnt get it.*
guy: we can go for dinner then check into hotel to have sex.
guy: so when can we meet up?
me: not monday, tues, wed, thurs, friday, sat, or sunday.
me: so basically you're trying to convince me to have sex w you?
guy: why not, dont you ever wanna try?
guy: why.. scare. dont worry, i will be very gentle and sure you will enjoy in... (that was what he said, wtf lol, "in"?)
me: ok so what will i learn from it?
guy: *asks about figure*
me: some say look like michael jackson, some say look like michael jordan.
i thought that was funny. (:
*ok shall i pull the "omg im going to get pregnant" thing?*
*ok i shall. lol.*
*this will probably check out how guys respond anyway. girls, dont listen to them!*
me: harh. then i get pregnant how?
guy: as u say i'm experienced, i will not make you pregnant...
me: then how? 1st time use condom not fun.
guy: i knw hw to control
me: but i heard ah, before the actual cum, theres precum. tt one cannot control one.
guy: *speechless for damn long, lmao*
guy: *still speechless -_-*
guy: dont worry, i ensure it will happen.
me: HUH. WILL?! you siao or what!
guy: so u want to try, we meet up this sat
me: waiiitt so your plan is to get me pregnant?
me: OK LETS GET MARRIED!
guy: sure want want to get married me at young (17)
me: yeah with 2 bouncy kids from the accident yo
LMAOLMAO! ok that was funny.
(eh i thought guys are like scared of commitment.)
(ok i shall do the name thing now.)
(and using my bloody powderful history inference skills, i have concluded that, the guy plays sushido to irritate girls very often. he's damn pro la. zz.)
ok actually, forget it. i wanna go bathe.
ok im back, and the dude is bugging me again.
so, i followed what ms faye tan did. more or less.
guy: *bugs somemore*
me: ok i want you to write a 3000 word report on why i should have sex with you, complete with citations, a proposal of the activity you plan to do, the feasibility and managebility component. arial font size 12, 1 inch page border.
guy: *shuts up*
OK GIRLS IF YOU MEET PERVERTS AND YOU'RE BORED, TRY THAT! ;D
viwawa should like, ban perverts from stopping innocent girls like me from playing my sushi game. sushi is not horny, dammit. you cant stuff them up your ass.
and so the same for chess and card games.
byebye.
Labels: LMAO, R21, random